The little girl burned:
Early in the morning (at 8 o'clock with something) from a hammer I lead to school in the 2nd grade, the barley, in the best traditions - is broken. Asked to stand on the side, I approached the bar for a bottle of beer. I turn around – a little girl stands, and in front of her (a cock, a fool) a man with an open coat on his naked body... Forgetting about the beer I try to break away from the place and here I hear:
Wow, what a small dog!! In the execution of his...
I stumbled and crumbled, almost wiping the path with my nose, crying, looking at the fool who, insulting his nose, smelled the coat and somehow sharply decreased in height, gave a hole. To catch him, there was no more strength. After a harsh conversation, it turned out that her mother taught, just for such a case...

• Angry.