Russian-Finnish border, customs, bus, person 25 students.. enters Finnish customs officer perfectly speaking Russian begins.. "vodka, cigarettes...bla bla is there?" unstructured choir of voices whispering something like NO... FINN EXPOSES : AND WHEN TO SEEK? The bus drowns in a homeric whistle, the eyes of the Finn needed to be seen :)) Then when he was explained what this harmless phrase meant on the dark streets of Russian cities he also laughed for a long time :)