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 22.07.2009
From the HUB tape:

A boring brigade of qualified assembly engineers in the composition of three, unfortunately, sober beauties with unbeatable joy and glow in the eyes will perform the installation of air conditioning, air conditioning, air conditioning, Wi-Fi equipment. Without problems will launch and configure networks and equipment, help to connect the fastest and cheapest Internet and telephony, purchase the necessary equipment, put the OS or go to open-source and carry out liquidation on the use of computer equipment for blondes and accountants (we work even with severe cases of computer cretinism); will lie on the pillars, roofs, in basements and under the false ceiling and will leave behind nothing but perfectly working systems.
Our motto: "Shilo in the ass is a plus!" We work like rabbits on batteries, eat coffee and don't require a lot of money - in some cases are ready to work for food and buchlo (Cognac with shamba is fine)...
And we can, even if we don’t really like to run into electricity without turning it off.
On three, we have 8 electrical damage, 2 fractures and 416 cases of safety breaches when working at height.

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