The weekend day. A young family – father, mother, little son. After breakfast, the boy ran out for a walk. My mom washed in the bathroom. Dad, walking around the apartment, decided that it was time to lure his wife. But she was not before that. After driving her husband out of the bathroom, she locked the door to the spinning machine. Once a decision is made, action must be taken. Under the pretext that it was heavily attached to the pot, the sufferer was launched. After another attempt to shake his coat and adjust, getting a wet towel on his mouth, he was finally expelled. Having already accepted the defeat, the poor man felt that he could not do without the toilet. No requests have been made to the spouse. The only thing she recommended was, "If you are so unhelpful - use a baby pot." Nothing to do - had to find and sit in the corridor in front of the inaccessible door. At the most interesting place, a knock broke out and at the same time the entrance door opened / the child did not clog. There was an unknown woman on the doorstep.
Apparently the only thing that came to her mind when she saw such an idyllic picture was to ask, "Is Mom and Dad at home?" Realizing that he was taken for a fool, our hero replied - "TRUCT." Then I heard,
“When they come back, tell me, the insurer came.” She carefully covered the door. What happened to the door to the bathroom and the contents of the pot - history silences...