Guest: So it turned out that today I cleaned my nose with my finger and something there seemed to be. My nails are not very long, but I have a little headache. Do you not think I could have damaged something in the head (for example, the brain)?
Doctor: Judging by the wording of your question, you’t get to the brain, because it’s difficult to get a finger through the nasal passages to an object the size of a walnut, securely hidden somewhere in the piercing area.
The Guest: Ham!
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