2 August

One day, four desant soldiers of the reserve, who were tired of the annual monotonous drunkenness, on the occasion of the day of the Air Force, decided to hold a meeting.
Thematic drunk: In the morning, in the park on the edge of the pond, at the dominant height (sopka) was occupied circular defense - a barrage was cut off, in full height.
At the bottom of the shelter, around the box with the mortar, a warm company was located. Of course, the menu of the festive table was militarily ascetic:
- sausage, canned meat, sushi (seeked for a long time, and the wives turned their fingers at the whisky), well, and vodka (a lot). Everything else was rejected as a foreign element in the diet of the Russian soldier.
Brustver was damaged by the bottle throats. Local alcoholics perceived this as a signal to attack, but were ruthlessly sent in a known direction. Those who were captured on that day were taken prisoner.
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Closer to the evening, the frog walked like a hole with bees in a blue strip, and over it the flag of the Air Force proudly reared. Okop constantly expanded and strengthened, the people had no less company.
Arriving mints with interest observing this picture, shrugged their hand - it is better for them to wave here than to wave around the city.
Crossing through the lying and bypassing the bustling, a desperate lady with a camera broke into the epicenter of the pitch, as a reporter of a local newspaper turned out. Among the crowd she recognized a famous entrepreneur:
Congratulations on the holiday of the Airborne Army! How you came into
Head to come here? Explain – what is it?
Arounding everyone with a dim gaze, the senior replied with a famous saying:
If the mess cannot be stopped, it must be organized and led.

p/s
Of course, it was not written in the newspaper. A local initiative group of support of internationalist warriors, headed by the city administration, organized a cultural and mass event dedicated to etc. and so on.
Someone might even get a prize.