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 02.08.2009
The Israeli port city of Haifa was once severely affected by pigeons. As a result of some epidemic, birds suffered from diarrhea, and the pigeon’s sickle literally seized the roofs of houses and temples, streets, squares and streets. Municipality
Haifa spent large amounts of money every day for purification, but it was all in vain.
On one of these days, a man came to the mayor who promised the following:
“I know your problem,” he said to the mayor, “and I am ready to get rid of the city.
Pigs in one day. And I will do it completely unselfish if you
You promise not to ask me any questions afterwards. In the contrary
If so, I’ll ask you for a million dollars.
No wonder the mayor agreed to a free option.
The next day, a man climbed to the roof of the town hall, pulled out a blue pigeon from his sinuses and released it into the sky. The bird rolled over the roof and swam toward the sky. All the pigeons of the city, seeing the blue fellow, fell into a huge herd and flew after him. And none came back.
Except for the blue pigeon, which soon returned to the owner.
When he learned this, the mayor of Haifa was so shocked by the miracle he witnessed that he handed over to the bird's owner a cheque worth one million, and said:
Can I ask you just one question?
Of course, we have agreed.
In that case, say, you do not have a blue Arab?
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0908/j090801;1.html
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