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 03.08.2009
It was during my student time in Tomsk. We and 2 boys rented an apartment and friends came to us constantly for beer and water.
Then came a friend, Sergey. They drank well, well, and it was time for him to go to the community, because it was closed at 12 a.m.
I ordered a taxi. 15 minutes later they came out of the entrance, a six-man stood next to him in the darkness. We approached the car, opened the back door, placed Serega and told the driver the address where to take a drunk friend. The car has gone, we are home, sleep out in front of the universe. The next day we came to the universe and Serega came, very badly looked at us and issued the phrase - "well you and swallows!!". We can’t understand anything and he told us.
He is in that car and he got hot, he tried to open the window and could not find the pen, communicated in the dark - there. Here he turned back and saw two police shirts. He moved forward and saw two men (a driver and next to him) with pursuits. Quickly trembling, he carefully asked them, “Uncles, where are you taking me?” Those, filled with laughter, answered: "Well where they said - there and we will go - to the South (South Square in Tomsk) to the general square No. 8". A few minutes passed, the mints rotted like horses,
Serena is not laughing. They came to the shelter, went out the driver, opened the door, said to Serege, not ceasing to roar: "Go out, come home." Serega carefully went out, saw his family and asked, "And how much do I owe you?" The mentions laughed even more and left. This is such an interesting student city Tomsk. and :)
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