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 08.08.2009
I was sitting on the balcony last night. I watch the picture: in the house opposite the balcony of the 5th floor a woman stands and runs into the emptiness of something like 'morza go home.' in a couple of minutes from where that of the bushes spreads happy 'Miu!' and the cat begins to answer her... Dialogue:
She is: Moore! You have found!
The Cat: Meu
She: Go home soon.
Cat: Meu Meu (you are a fool? The doors are closed, what do I have to pull on the wall???)
She (seemingly understood the cat: go lady tell you. Will I go down from the fifth floor?
The cat complains: meaaau :(
She is fucking!! to
He leaves the balcony.
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