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 10.08.2009
To the Camino on:

He slept once with a girl, with a rubber, of course, but this girl took the condom out of the garbage compartment at night and stumbled into herself. She is pregnant and her friend is in trouble.
After this news, I lost all faith in the decency of people, and even abandoned sex, but time goes by and the hormones are already splashing across the edge.
So the question is: where can I safely throw away a condom?

in the fortress EPT
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Fucks, I’ll find you and make you eat all the Gandons that the tree has grown under my windows.
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