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 13.08.2009
Stop of public transportation. On the opposite side of the road, looking exclusively at the bus coming to the stop, steps on the road and begins to move slowly long-legged blonde creature of the 20s. At this time, driving at a decent speed due to the turn of the jeep, at the last meters from the girl, tricks around her, going to the side with the right pair of wheels. As a real blonde, the girl is absolutely uninterested in the sound of the brakes behind her back, because in clothes and makeup, multitasking is not her hobby. And judging by sight, her goal is one, remember which bus is best to get to the desired stop. At the jeep the door opens and a pretty cute and stylish young man turns to the back of the departing miracle: "Girl, please tell me, where is the nearest crossing?" In response, this beauty turns and, seeing a gentle and, most importantly, not a poor young man, begins, blinking with his eyes, sweetly ticking about the transition in 10 meters ahead and in.
15 meters behind.
“So what kind of X... am I not going to go after the transition?!!!”
Stop the bed.
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