Not invented, everything described has been seen with your own eyes.
I went to the internet to pay for the phone one day. The city is a hole, hole. And there is lunch, but without the internet as without hands, I stand at the entrance, smoke, 15 minutes until the end of lunch. At ten meters from me, a red mark stops. I have to admit that I cannot distinguish foreign brands in the profile, generally in cars I do not know very well, except for domestic jigguls. The driver of a foreign brand such a big cock in a business suit (First). And then from behind him in the ass slightly crashes a driver, the driver of which is also quite a man (Two). The first looked in the rear-view mirror, breathed so dramatically and began to slowly stretch the seat belt, as if such a hernia in the day was not the first time. At this time, the second is jumping out of the ninth. Well, I think, now from a low start in the bushes, and there in the gardens. Anne is not. While the first stretched the execution over the second, the second escaped the foreigner in front. I was surprised, and the first driver, who was engaged in the stretching of the belt, was also not surprised and only the head of the second carried and managed. And the one from all the scale, and so strongly that the hit of the nine from the back was just a child, the foot on the buffer of the foreign mark hit so that in the cabin the safety pillow worked, as a result of the first can not get out. The second at this time sharply at nine, unfolds and sneezes. I was so surprised that I couldn't even roast, only the cigarette shot and the fingers burned.))))
The curtain.It is :)