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 22.02.2008
Jeff: This morning the fuck was
Phoenix 7: What Happened?
Jeff in Brief
Jeff: We don’t have light in the elevator, but we have light at the entrance.
Jeff: That is If you look in the elevator, you can’t see the NIFG.
PhoeniX-7: Gg) almost like us
Jeff: Well all the norm people when the elevator comes first try the foot if it is there at all) Or the naked mine)
Jeff: So is it.
Jeff: I live on the last floor (14)
Jeff: I have had a sore throat recently, and I have a voice like that.
I go in the elevator in the morning.
Jeff: He stops on one floor, a girl stands... Well, the doors opened, she squeezed a little... It goes so quietly, and tries with her leg if there is an elevator... And she doesn’t see me... Well I stretch that hand, I grab her for the sleeve and with a squeezed voice I say, “I’ve been waiting for you for a long time.”
Jeff: Fucking at that moment the screams of actresses from horror films seemed to be mouse screams
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