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 16.08.2009
I was on the train. Dico "luckily" got into the plateau coupe with the dembel twigs. I thought they would all get drunk and run into the wall. Therefore, he was lying all the way in his place on the upper shelf. The guys did not pay attention to me and drank. Eventually, the Nims were exhausted and they went to sleep. I also slept peacefully. I was awakened by a wild whistle. It turns out that one of the desanters decided to go through the affairs and jumped up as if in a prompt. However, he did not consider that the upper regiment. He hit his forehead at the 3rd regiment and went to sleep. A minute later he again jumped up and again enthralled from the scale to the regiment, completing the defeat with a calm voice from below. "When you are an oak. Imagine you are in a BMD and bent off landing"

The guys were quite adequate and on the second day we drank and ate together.
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