The story of a familiar. The case happened a few years ago.

Someone worked for them as a supplier. A 40-year-old man with a lot of strange things. For example, in the morning, coming to work, before he crossed the threshold of the building, he went to the breeze that grew nearby, walked around it, removed his hat and beat his head at the trunk three times. Not so loud, but the sound of strikes through the forks reached the cabinets. Simply
Vasya consumed a lot of alcoholic beverages, periodically fell into drunkenness and, apparently, thus returned to reality.

Once in the lunch break, Vasya, who came out of another drink, decided to eat lunch. For this matter, he even packed the bulk cubes “Galina”
The blank.” He took one, poured boiling water, left a cup on the table, and himself went up the stairs to smoke.

A minute later, accountant Nina Semenovna entered the office. She returned from the dining room, where the chickens were sold that day at prices lower than market prices. Moreover, the chickens were of the ugliest kind - poorly worn, blue, and even with nails.

No one remembers who came to the mind to joke. They quickly obtained a knife and cut off a piece of chicken's foot - the one with nails. Nina Semenovna did not object.

The cut leg was pushed into Vasina cup so that the nails scorned out. And they quickly took positions convenient for observation.

Watson arrived in five minutes. With his shaking hands, he pulled for a cup of bouillon. brought to the lips. The chicken scratched her lips. Vasa put the cup back sharply. jumped from the chair. I looked at the office with a crazy look. Sitting again. Go for the cubes, began to read the instructions and composition. He raised his face to the cup and looked closely.
The chicken’s lap was still ripping out of the bouillon. Vasya looked at her without breaking away and quietly, whispering began to calm himself:

“All, Vasya, you’re not drinking anymore.