I attended a lecture on anatomy. I had to do a nephig, well, I went to a friend from the biofak, and he had anatomy, the first couple in the semester, a new undergraduate. And here comes a dry old lady, well, as it should be, greeting everyone, making a call, and then declares, "And now remember one thing - the largest member I have! "The whole audience, 150 people, dies in shock. And this, after an impressive pause, adds "In the museum!". It turned out that he had a member stored in the anatomical museum, not a mammoth, not someone else... well, in short, his grandfather clung.