Santa takes letters from children, unpacking, reading about

and themselves:

“Hello, Santa Claus, a beard from...” This I’ve read that there’s more...

“You brought us gifts, PI...” No, I read this too.

“Hello, Santa Claus, Peter Dima has written to you for 5 years. Grandfather

Frost, please don’t pack this letter back and read it until you get it.

The best thing is to read it not once, but twice. Santa Claus is

It’s not spam, it’s a real way to make money.”