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 25.02.2008
Translation from French.



This story happened on a British Airways flight from Johannesburg

South to London.



A white woman, apparently about fifty years old, sits next to a black man

The man. It can be seen with the naked eye that it irritates her, and in the end,

She is no longer able to endure this terrible torment, she causes the stewardess.

Is there something wrong, Madame? Ask the stewardess.

Do you not see it yourself? A woman is surprised. You put me in.

Next to the black... I can’t endure a single second at all.

Next to one of those wilds. Give me another place.

“Calm down, please,” said the stewardess, “almost all the places.

I’m busy on this flight, but I’ll see what I can do.

Then she goes away and, coming back in a few minutes, says

The Lady:

- Madam, as I assumed, in the economic class of free places

No is. I also spoke with the captain, and there are no business class seats either.

There is one free place in the first class.

And even before the lady has time to say a word, stewardess.

and continues:

Strictly speaking, this is completely contrary to the rules of our airline.

Transferring people from the economic class to the first class. However, considering

the situation, the captain thinks it would be too scandalous to force

to be close to such an unpleasant person, and

To the black passenger, the stewardess adds:

“So sir, if you want, take your luggage and I’ll take you to the

The chair in the first class.



It is said that all the passengers who watched the scene stood up from their seats.

They flocked...
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0802/o080224;1.html
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