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 28.08.2009
But when my husband comes home, the dinner is always hot, as I warm him 10 minutes before his entrance.
Oh oh oh oh! Why such accuracy?
XHH: IT technology *ROFL*
WOW: is it how?
HGH: It is simple. When he goes home, he always throws money on Inet, and when the account is filled up, Avast is updated! and reports by voice, "The virus database has been updated". If I hear it, I’ll be home in 10 minutes.
Wow, that is cool!
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