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 29.08.2009
Husband and wife in bed.
Re: The cute one! I’ve always been sure, but now I just want to hear again – do you love me?
M (after some reflection): How much?
Thirty thousand dollars, my dear. This bag of natural crocodile leather, you will like it.
M is OK.
N minutes later
M is rabbit! I told you that I love you, that you are the most beautiful, smart and unique woman in the world?
After some reflection: How much?
Two days ago, Jay. Fishing and going back.
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