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 29.08.2009
I was fined by one haishniker, and this happened near my house. He touched everything - the headlights were not the same system, the seat belt was not wearing, etc. He didn't love me why. Every morning, coming out of the courtyard to the road, I immediately fell into the hands of this haishnik.
I started the morning with a whistle, shake the sticks and say goodbye to the half. And then that hoodie disappeared. I took a couple of weeks off and developed a sophisticated plan for revenge. Every morning I went out to the yard with a pack of offgenic bones. All the courtyard dogs (stucks 10 probably) smelled running to me. I was happy to feed them, but before I gave them bones, I whispered in a whistle for a long time and waved in front of them with a mint stick.
(I went to a neighbor, a former clerk). Everyone looked at me like an idiot, but the result was worth it. So it lasted ten days. Everyone knows what a conditional reflex is. So, a few days later, this fan of the hollow money appeared again. In the morning, I gladly sat down on the window with a cup of coffee and witnessed this concert: this whistleblower goes out on the road, whispers, masters with his stick, and a crowd of dogs hangs on him with a joyful laugh. He will hide in the car, sit down, get out of the car, whisper and repeat everything again.
For the fifth time, the haishnik gave up his nerves and he left. The dog’s reflex works. My suggestion to the dogs at the whistle and whistle was so strong that the whistles did not appear within two quarters of our house for a very long time. They feared...
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