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 30.08.2009
Here is this:

I was going to go to the universe, to pay for it and all that.
I am standing in the bus, listening to melodik deth metal at full volume and here at one of the stops comes a girl, my approximately age, a typical townwoman, disguised all, well I think, again a lover of rap and popcorn, suddenly she stumbled on me, I do not consider myself beautiful, stands next to me, pulls a headphone out of my ear, hears and says "class monsoon" gives a paper with the words "call when you are free" and smiles sweetly at the next stop... and I stand and think, What was it? 0_o

Guy, hz like you, but I will wash the girl-dream))
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