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 04.09.2009
I went to America in the summer. I went to a bookstore looking for books that interest me. Here my eyes fall to the Russian speaker. I open, there is a dialogue described in the bookstore (Seller and Client):
Q: Is this a bookstore?
Q: Yes, what would you want?
Then the client asks about a book, buys it.
K: Oh yes. Do you have vodka?
P: of course. Do you need a large or a small bottle?
Q: Please give a small one for my sister and a big one for me.
P is OK. Something else?
Q: Do you have white wine?
P: No, it is over now. Will bring next week.
K: Thank you and goodbye.
My brother and I spent 30 minutes.
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