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 06.09.2009
From the forum:

Uzer1: The administration reset the patch so that it does not download.
thank you.

Administration: Aki, the Fathers of the Desert, in the bushes of the grass is the creature of God named the Carpenter. And the color and appearance and likeness is cucumbers. She eats grass and grass. And the meat of the goat has never eaten. And the wild beasts came to him with flies and shared the meal with him for the sake of fraternity.

Suddenly, as if in the night, came the stinking Frog, a great sinner, a cruel woman. And as the unmet hell will cast out its stinking mouths, and will devour the Carpenter for his secret sins. Even if the Carpenter, very worthy of pity, did not have the shame of the false at confession, and did not hide his sin for nonsense, could not have swallowed him unreasonably.
For in vain the carpenter did not remember the hour of death, but did not correctly guess with the magicians about the time of his coming, but did not think about the death of the angry without repentance, so will die unprepared.

Uzer2: if admin always responded so quickly and clearly, at least sometimes it seems that we live on different planets=)
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