I swear that it is true...
The strange and incomprehensible humor of the staff of the organs, or rather their bosses...
Lighted my acquaintance a very bad trip, for a month, in exchange, shorter, far and long. There was no desire to go, of course. And the ments strictly, did not repel in time - they are stuck to the hell on the knives. Here was a gift to the boss. He said he invented the whole night. However, before the eyes of the king, all the reasons went somewhere, probably, the brain stroke did not withstand. And therefore, a friend found nothing better than to lament: "I can't go on a business trip, especially for such a long period. My wife for this time runs to the left, she’s crazy for me, one day without sex – fucking everything that moves.” I swallowed and I swallowed myself. The chief trembled from the soul, then scratched the pumpkin (see, the same house) and said, "Well, what to do, I will send a replacement, go to yourself." Wrecked by such a rapid success and a failed trip, a friend sparks out of the chief's office. And to drive to the acquaintance was the same night, in the morning, practically.
In the morning he is at work, straight from the threshold receives a pencil for not leaving for a business trip, after 2 minutes calls his mobile wife and whispers: "There is a lieutenant with a paper signed by your boss and says he came to replace you!!“!”
The acquaintance for a long time murdered: "Why did this phrase not seem strange to me right away?“?”