My friend and his two ex-footballers were going to judge a veteran match in another city. On the way, they were stopped by a goat with a great claim to survive. The car was rented by the football federation and the guys, taking a neutral position, missed it. But the driver did not want to break up with the work penny. The fight went on, the time went on, and no one cancelled the match. One, already nervously bored, decided to speed up the resolution of the issue and approached the arguments politely began: "I, sorry, but we involuntarily heard your conversation... We are judges, and we are late" (he wanted to continue - "to conduct a football match"), but watched... When the judge said the face of the goose disappeared somewhere. In this place, there was an EXPRESSION chewed up with unbarred cactus... It was more fun to go with an escort...