The xxx:
I got very sick, with the flu. My girlfriend came to visit me. I sent her to the store and asked her to buy juice. He ordered me to take an apple viper. Within 15 minutes comes with the juice "Bobry Garlic-vineyard"

The xxx:
What smiled me, however, is that the word "Arbuz" is sealed with a bright red mask and signed from the bottom "YabLoko" =)