A few days ago, I got a little off at work and put myself and a shiftman. Both made an oral statement. I decided I needed to talk to him, but he said it wasn’t scary and gave me a candy.
Everything would not be anything, but this man has 9 days of status to hold:
If a man has done evil to you – you give him a candy, he is evil to you – you give him a candy... And so on until this creature develops diabetes.

Cheats to me.