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 18.09.2009
Tortilla: My - a lover of tasty eating, and I am running the egg to my 27s mastered.And then I regularly forget, and it burns. My already rubs and mosques, the situation is critical. Help to preserve the cell of society!!! to
I am not a puppy, puppy! ? I’m not going to teach you the subtleties of cooking bechbarmak or Korean cold coxy soup!))) But once you’ve done with eggs (with chickens, milk!I’ll give you an omelette.)
Eternal Journey: Write small: took 50-100 grams of bacon, cut, cut, cubes. Cut a couple of slices of black, shrimp, bread!Cubs, fuck, small!2 eggs hit with 100 ml of milk. Salt is not there. Close up and listen!! Bacon and bread on a slow, attic lamb, roast!! A couple of minutes. Then we will also pour the hammered kinza and black pepper there, holding down the breath, the holy patamusta! We pour the contents with broken eggs. Wait a few minutes until the omelette takes shape, and then generously cover it with roasted cheese. And do not fuck me mosquito in proportions, cheese omelette not to spread out! And, as soon as the cheese floated - this is not beyond the mountains, here I personally squeeze the omelette with tar (in Israel, they taught, it is such a mixture of melted lemon leaves with peanut seeds and salt). There is no straw - we cut a small kinza and we drip it!!!!..
Then you throw it on your plate, you pour a stack and you say, “Eat, my beloved!”! to
(within 2 days)
Torta to Eternal Jurn: Teach me to cook! He got out of that omelette! Pick up the recipes!
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