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 29.09.2009
I graduated 22. I recently got a good job. I called my best friend about this. I decided to go to the club and celebrate. In the club she flooded and flooded everything.
I wake up in her apartment in the morning and say good morning. She’s a beautiful girl, but she’s still my friend. And now worse:
1)I must marry her, otherwise she will file for rape (her ancestors work in the judicial system, i.e. I will buy right away)
She didn’t wear a condom at night, so I’ll soon be a daddy.
She was in love with me from 10th grade. and long developed a plan for her "happy life with me"!
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Or maybe for the better? You already have a good job, and now there will be a beautiful wife, and a perfectly understanding of you, with whom you are interested in spending time, otherwise you would not call her your friend. Children are the flowers of life and the best thing that can happen to a person. I think all fucking!
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