A real case from my life that happened to me and my girlfriend (ex): She’s standing in the bathroom. I approach her from behind, embrace her and kiss her in the neck with the words:
I’ll eat you now :)
She: :))))) aaaa...wolf :))))) Type - "I am a wicked and terrible gray wolf - I know about pigs"? It is :)
She said, “Is that what happens?” I am a pig, what? Here are the pirates!!!! to
I: O_O