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 06.10.2009
They say raise the birth rate, the demographic problem, ah! I live in Yekaterinburg, for those who are behind the ICAD - this is not the southernmost city of Russia and our temperature has already fallen below 0. There is no heating, no hot water. All thoughts flow to warm up! We are a young family. What sex is there, my husband and I didn’t do it before! We get under the blanket and do not move, so that the cold air from outside does not penetrate, so in a hug and fall asleep! And I’m sure it’s not just in Yaka that this is a problem! Until a couple of GEOs are burned and a few workers of the GEOs are hanged, the birth rate in the country will not increase!!! to

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