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 07.10.2009
yyy: I am glued by a boy one by one, I try to explain the shortcomings of life with a rollover
yyy: what a normal man will tolerate that his wife spends all the holidays in the woods, in bushing in this a bunch of money, sleeping in a tent not alone (presumably for heat), when coming from her smells of fire, garlic and then. She puts a lot of clothes in the laundry. He falls into the bathroom for three hours while speaking with a chilled voice.
yyy: the best gift for it is not a shirt of nursery, but any shirt of the 16th-17th century that you will not wear anywhere.
yyy: from all the cabinets fall heavy candlesticks, clay circles, boilers, tents, in the most uncomfortable place lies 50-100 meters of fabric and must have a parachute somewhere.
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