I remembered from the stories about driving - told a teacher in the auto school. Worked with them as an instructor of driving a fairly distorted frame. Driving as an instructor with some guy, the guy leads like no mistakes, but slowly. Summer, heat, girls... The instructor is almost falling out of his window, trying to communicate with the girls passing by.
In front of the light, red light. The guy driving is trying to brake and at this time (as it turned out later) the brake hose breaks. Not quickly, but confidently enters the back of the car in front. The instructor immediately returns to the salon of the car and begins to water the student with the last words, not letting him say a word. However, it is necessary to deal with the victim, and tell the student to finally sit in place to go out for a conversation. The street is narrow, one lane and behind them gradually start to accumulate cars. Having agreed with the victim that he will pay on the spot, the instructor proposes to leave the corner to calculate and not listen to the clutches and matts of those trying to pass. The first car leaves the corner.
The instructor flies to the car, without listening to anything, exposes the student behind the steering wheel, jumps to start and also turns around the corner. From there a knock is heard. The student approached the place of the "control shot" simultaneously with the exit of the two-time injured from the car. He could only say:
You guys, are you completely sick?