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 11.10.2009
Mik: Zdarova brother, with the passing you, how did you spend the day?
Gloom: Okay, but I just broke up with Lenka =(
Mik: Because of what? Direct to DR?
Gloom: Yes, do you remember her childhood friend Kirill? So she asked if he could come with a girl in the afternoon, well, I didn’t refuse... all were eaten short in the goff, here I am smurfing My Lenka with Kirill runs to the bedroom quietly...
Mik: Ahahahah, in the business :)
Gloom: Well, I am behind them, at the door I stood up and listened, I hear some screams and laughs, I pull the door, and she is closed, well I get angry, I go to the girl of Cyril and with a drunk voice I report that her Cyril is fucking my linen, we go together to the door she is also crossing the linen, she looks at me with burning eyes and begins to kiss, I give in, in a minute she is already on me with a cuddle and in this passionate moment the door opens, the linen and Cyril in the ah...
Mik: mda, you have brutally avenged)))))))
Gloom: So it turns out they have prepared a surprise for me there in the bedroom... a lace in tears and runs away, Cyril is behind her... short we have not spoken for three days...
How did this girl react?
Gloom: her name is Anya, she is in the shower, electricity from work came =))
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