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 14.10.2009
And it was December 2012... And an asteroid appeared in the sky. He began to fall to the earth. And panic reigned on Earth: the end of the world comes according to the Aztec calendar. And an asteroid fell on the Stone Calendar of the Aztecs. There was dust. There was a shock wave. And when the dust dissipated, the new calendar of the Aztecs, up to 32118, stood in the place of the broken calendar. Next to it was another stone, smaller. And there was an inscription on it: “The next calendar will be sent to the planet exactly on the day the old calendar ends, thank you for using our stone calendars!”
c) D. Mansourov
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