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 15.10.2009
Probably everyone remembers in school guys, who did not go to classes, but dumb came to school and wiped up on the first floor...So here at the end of the 9th grade, teachers were already preparing to breathe with relief, understanding that the head of these gossip is released.But NO ONE expected that he would write a statement, that he wants to study until the 11th.In short, teachers are good people, but the mathematician principally and sharply refused.This happened to the director.After an hour of conversation in the office, when everyone was already exhausted, dialogue:
You have no right not to take me at 10-11!
The Mathematics: How?He doesn’t know math at all! again the pants will be going to wipe out here...
How many are 7 and 8?
There was a moment of silence, nobody expected it.
Student: I was not preparing!You are?
Generally speaking, the choking stood on the whole school, the hour negotiations were over.
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