Here is this:
I’m still calm, but today...
In the supermarket came to me an upset old lady and with tears in her eyes asked to buy her bread and milk, the cheapest, because she has no money - everything went for medicines... I could not pass by, bought. There is nothing heroic in this, I am not writing to boast. Dear comrades deputies, ministers, businessmen, officials of all levels and other servants of the people! These old men shed blood for us in the war, they worked in factories, they wrecked in camps, they pushed their backs on all-Union buildings, so that you, the people, can now heat your bow twice a year in the Canaries and the Maldives. And now they must, ashamed of their poverty, ask for food! Go all naked, shit! Let the bears fuck you!

And there will be no joke, because it is not funny anyway... it is scary! People support me!
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+1 I hope more
On the lists of united Russia will soon start hanging on the lanterns