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 21.10.2009
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According to the news agencies Interfax and UNIAN, today the mayor of Kiev Leonid Chernovetsky decided to remove the powers of the head of the capital. As the mayor himself said, he leaves because "the conscience is tormented". Tonight, in a dream, I saw God who said that I love myself and the Kievans more than him. Asked by journalists, how God looked in the dream of the mayor, Leonid Mikhailovich replied, "He was like all the Kiev grandmothers, but was black, and covered with wool, like my cat Yasha."

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and ROFL

whey (10:44:55 20/10/2009)
Fuck, he is mocking.
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