She makes me tea as soon as I come into the office. Pre-washed the bowl.
She wipes out dust from my monitor and pulls out the crumbs from the keyboard.
She treats me at Life4dead and drops everyone who tries to overthrow me.
She plays in Contra at the level of the most fierce gamer.

And she’s not, not my girlfriend... She’s my secretary... Married, a child... Beautiful... Plush everyone who sympathizes :((