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 26.10.2009
Listened at work:
If you are silent, who is mine? He is sent on a business trip. He leaves a note “left.” and all. In the sense of everything. Not anywhere, not for any time. When he arrives at the destination sends a SMS, taking into account the difference in time zones, so as not to wake me up: "arrival". If it turns out that I already have to sleep, then sends an SMS of the kind “arrival #hours ago”. When he goes home, it’s almost the same: “going out.” And this is how he has everything – if he has prepared something before his departure or before bed, and I have no strength to meet, then he puts tablets, such as “food here”, sticky on the pot “soup”, on the bowl “meat”. and so on. He gave me for the first of April a trussel with the inscription on the headquarters of "Joppa". How can we not love that?
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