Mom calls (50 years old, the head of the department) and complains that the administrators do not give her access to some disk in the network, well, I laughed stupidly: - "Write them that if they do not open you access, you will create your own disk with blackjack and prostitutes, and they will all be cursed to the bottom!"Well, as they say, laughed and forgot. In the evening, coming home, she told me that after this phrase (how exactly she reproduced it, I don’t know) two bodies came and looked at her for a long time, and then gave her a chocolate...I’ll discover!

I’m still trying to figure out who is the crapper...
Author: SATAUSTRA