A friend of my former eye is a shy guy and once he asked me to buy him an intimate lubricant at the pharmacy. So here, we enter the pharmacy, I read advertisements anywhere near the door, these two are in line. My approaches the pharmacist and says - a package of condoms Durex, she in response says that the small packs are no longer, there are large packs - for 12 pieces. He says - let's have a lubricating tube please, here he turns to a friend... he remembers that he needs lubrication, turns to the pharmacist and pronounces - Two tubes!!! to
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