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 28.10.2009
Most of the time I am not lucky - I probably pay for this case. I go home with my friends from college. I approach the road, on the light for cars red, for pedestrians green. I start moving...Here the memory is broken. I am lying on the ground. It turns out that I was hit by a car. According to my friends, I flew 15 meters. Most importantly, except for the encouraged half of the face, I didn’t hurt anything else to myself (!!!). And literally the day before that I fell from the roof of the resort (3m) and nothing hurt myself again.
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The Rosemary?! to
Try to jump from the ninth floor... maybe your bones won’t break.
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