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 03.03.2008
Mr. Diablo (23:35:23 12/02/2008)
Fuck, that’s why I didn’t do anything (I said the same thing as he did! He is not offended by his girlfriend, but my girlfriend is offended by me.

EvilGENIUS (23:35:09 12/02/2008)
Find the difference: "Sunny, from the sounds of your voice I close my eyes and want to forget about everything and listen only to you." And your option "Fuck, when you fucking open, I want to shut up and close my ears!"
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