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 31.10.2009
It was so long ago that there was still a network of friends of FIDO (I think even 95% of people now will not understand those maniacs sitting at midnight at the modem and with trembling and crazy respect of those relating to communication - it's not aska to you when you write.
You read it today, you answered it tomorrow, you read it after tomorrow. DAK is not about that. We gathered like our team to collect from all Kemerovo and surroundings. of 35 people. It was fun, and in my
One room in the hotel was all over. And since it wasn’t just a beer bowl, but a live communication (nootbook then stood like a shuttle) communication was delayed and the landing was equipped to the nearest shuttle. They kept her from the mountains (they were really cooking well) So here is the painting with oil. Approaching the kiosk with hot sandwiches for 2 people at 12 o'clock at night. Ask for a hot sandwich for a try. The children of the mountains were not bullshit (for our money) and the brood was a half-cut baton generously filled with salad and cheese. In general, to be honest, even one for two is normal for dinner.
Further, the painting with oil - completing this test (and the hungry were crazy) was given a request of 35 pieces. The seller fell out of the window and went out to see whether his kiosk was surrounded by hordes of Tatar Mongolian invaders who jumped and did not eat for 3 months before the kiosk. No - only two guys sit and smoke normal cigarettes, not even grass. He runs to the phone automaton - and wherever it calls. We sit, we think, in the police or in the psychic.
We wait... There is a six with sleeping aunts also not of the Russian nationality and boxes with supplies are rushed out of the trunk, so say ingredients. In 40 minutes, we get 5 packs of hot sandwiches. We go. To the hotel is 5 minutes walk so the food comes hot and fat once by the crowd in 5 minutes. In the process of communication, another 5 people come from the city and already at 2am the same guirls are sent for a new portion of food. On the runway we approach the kiosk "40 sandwiches!" The seller falls out of the window and runs to the phone. The picture is repeated with the car. But there follows a polite question - "the boys can we immediately prepare, or the car from the other end of the city to drive..." Since the time is early and the people already want to sleep - we say that it is no longer necessary. The epilepsy. Early in the morning, at 11 a.m., cleaning up in the room and handing it over, he decided to buy his beloved sandwiches on the road. I approach the kiosk - the seller is the same... The first question the seller gave a positive for the whole day. "I was asking - to cook or not, or I will be sent by the household and they didn't sleep all night..." He calmed up and bought 3 pieces and went home. This is how it used to be without herbs and heroin vodka - not what today's youth. P.S Hello the golden triangle 2:5001 zone from
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