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 01.11.2009
When I was a student, my friends and I loved to drink. We also loved cinema. And so often combined these two favorite activities.
This was also due to economic considerations. Since it is expensive to sit in the institution and it is undesirable to come with yours, theaters did not impose such restrictions and the ticket is inexpensive. Therefore, nothing hindered bringing a bottle of vodka, say, in a sleeve or in a wallet right into the cinema. Having taken in the buffet pepsi-cola on the "squeeze" you can safely go to the cinema. Once again, we came to a horror movie. They sat down, waited until the lights went out, poured, drank. We watch the movie periodically spilling and drinking water. Here in the hall of the grave silence - on the screen a terrible moment. And a friend to the whole room says, “It’s terrible, fill it.” The whole room turned with laughter and the horror turned into a comedy.
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