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 03.11.2009
My daughter 15 years. Teaching Russian language. The teacher explains "parallel comparisons", such as: as a bird in the sky flies, so a good man jumps on the field.
He says, “You guys, it’s very difficult to make such comparisons, but I was able! I will start the phrase now, and you will finish it in the meaning: like a beetle in the field, so a girl in the wool.
What happened to the children is difficult to pass on, who continued, who fell under the barrel, rotted for a long time, to tears. Well, what can a girl do in the bee in the posture of a folded beard? The teacher was upset and said, "You all did not understand this way, it was necessary to continue with the word: it is sick!" There was a second part, the children swapped.
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