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 03.11.2009
xxx: Listen, that’s why we don’t have this show in Russia, "Finding and dating"?

YYY: Muahaha, how do you imagine that?

yyy: see, first of all, it is only the Americans are "living in a two-storey house with 4 bedrooms and mom". We would rather live in Khrushchev, a one-bedroom apartment with mom, dad, two brothers and a dog.

XXXX: Rolex

YYY: And secondly, they drive around the houses when a person is on foot at home, i.e. in the weekend. Behold, after inst, you finally decided to fall asleep, then you knock on the door, you open and some Negro pulls her out with a scream "Search and date, out!" What is your reaction?

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

yyy: Right, the Negro gets into the board and flies down the stairs. Why not in Russia?
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