Our histology teacher is an extraordinary and creative person and we often hear all sorts of pearls from him:
1st "Friendship of the Father"
2nd "Again Oscar Karibovich with a scrotum is entertaining"
Three "The end of the class.
– Valentine Stanislavovich, can I show you the album?
No, I have already left.
Where did you go? =) is
He went home. =) is
When will you come back?
The next Monday... =))
Oh well..."
4 is "Is it true that if you cut off a cat’s moustache, something will happen to him?
No, he’ll just be a little upset"
5 is The student goes out to answer and begins to say monotonously:"The esophagus connects the mouth with the stomach..."Ivanov interrupts her: "You say that you remember "When Lenin was a little boy with a curly head..."
6 is "Yes, the esophagus sometimes performs the functions of the uterus"
7 is And now tell me, what will the testicles look like after a nuclear war?